Stole from

You have a :
[] Mother
[] Father
[] Step-Father
[] Step-Mother
[] Step-Sister
[] Step-Brother
[] Brother
[x] Sister
[] Nephew
[] Niece
[] Cell phone
[] Own bathroom
[] Own room
[] Swimming pool
[] Hot tub
[] Guest room
[x] TV
total so far: 2

[] Fullsize or bigger bed
[] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[] Sunglasses
[] Watch
[x] MP3 Player/iPod that works.
[] PS2 that works
[] Xbox that works
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP that works
[] Gameboy/ Advance
[] Gamecube
total: 2

[] Basketball hoop
[] Air hockey table
[] Pool table
[] Ping pong table
[] Fooseball table
total: 0

[] Nightstand
[] Stereo in bedroom
[] DVD player in bedroom
total: 0

[x] Job [... dammit]
[] Goes shopping at least once a week
[] Expensive cologne/perfume
[] AIM/MSN [I has Yahoo]
[] Camera or camera phone
total: 1


[] Electric or gas scooter/motorcycle/car
[x] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar
[] Piano/Keyboard
[] Any other instrument
[] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the province/state
[] Had a personal trainer
[] Expensive jewelery
[] Met a celebrity
total: 1

[] Straightener/curling iron
[x] Have been to a batting cage [I got hit by the fucking ball though D:< *fails*]
[] Have $100 on you right now
[] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[] Been to Europe
[x] Been to NYC [Use to live there *hence the username*]
[x] Been to LA [Don't ask about this one ._."]
[] Been to Florida
[] Been to Las Vegas
[] Been to the Bahamas
[] Been to South America
total: 3

[] Parents have a car
[] Jet Ski/boat
[] Camper
[x] Been to 5+ states in the US
[] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace
total: 1

[] Home cooked meal almost every day
[x] Been in a limo
[x] Been in a helicopter
[] own a digital camera
[] Own a laptop
total: 2

[Don't ask about the limo and/or helicopter either ._."]

Total= 12

1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average kid
34-44 = Spoiled
45+ = Upper Class snob



lawl I'm ghetto |D

I'm going to tag my friend Emily cause she hasn't been on lately


And I still can't change my mood for some reason

'Cause I'm bored and none of my friends are online... T.T

<edit> I added some more chats on</edit>

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Me: ....We're on a ship... surrounded by chocolate lava... in your gay computer........ What the fuck happened?!
Kira: OMG! IT'Z WILLY WONKA'S FAULT! WE MUST KILL WILLY WONKA!
Me: ..... lol what? XD

Me: If I ever got sucked up by a tornado, I'd bring a parachute and my skateboard.
Jeffrey: Hey what's stopping you?

Me: *glare*
Me: *squint*
Me: *crazyeye*
Me: *point*
Kana: ...*stands*
Me: *shakefist*
Kana: *both fist in the air*
Me: *nunchucks pose*
Kana: *moves into crane pose*
Me: *rock, paper, scissors motion*
Me: *throws paper*
Kana: *ducks right*
Kana: *throws paper*
Me: *throws rock*
Me: *dies*
Kana: *explodes for no reason*
Kana: well..i think that was almost an even match

Sydney: I swear MSN is gay
Me: Why?
Sydney: Hotmail? Hot male?
Me: lol XD
Sydney: And those green and blue guys look like they're humping eachother

Random Guy: Hey
Me: ...hi
Random Guy: What you doin?
Me: nothing much listening to music
Random Guy: cool cool
*pause*
Random Guy: So do you have any hobbies?
Me: well I'm in a band. >.>
Random Guy: OMG Sorry dude! I thought you was a girl!!!!!
Me: .......... I am a girl....
Random Guy: ... oh u r?
Me: you sexist T.T

Sam: If I ever saw Michael Jackson, I would kidnap him, cut off his balls, shove them down his throat, cut off his nose, shove it down his throat, tie him to a chair, put a little kid in front of him eating icecream just to torture him, burn all of his Disney crap in front of him, and then kill him...
Me: ......... holy shit

Me: OMG I got an idea!!
Maggie: What?
Me: guess!
*long pause*
Maggie: Soulja Boy? D:>
Me: ..... w-whut?

Me: hey can you lick your wenis?
Kana: Im a girl T_T
Me: No! It's on your elbow!
Kana: I dont have a penis on my elbow!
Me: NO! Wenis! the extended skin on your elbow!
Kana: oh
Kana: *tries to lick wenis*
Kana: no

Kevin: hi
Me: bi
Me: ....wait.....
Kevin: lol XD

Emily: Sweeny Tood's gonna shave your butt.
Me: <:U WHAT?!
Emily: And then Mrs. Lovett is gonna sing Ren and Stimpy's "Happy Happy Joy Joy" ಠ_ಠ
Me: D:>

Emily: BENJAMIN BARKER!!!!!!
Emily: *dies*
Emily: *made into meat cakes*
Me: .... yummy

Kayla: what u doin?
Me: drinkin milk
Kayla: eeewwwwwwwwww
Me: what? <:U
Kayla: I hate milk
Me: why?
Kayla: think about it! It's like... cow pee!!!
Me: ......
Kayla: what if cows started drinking human pee?!?!
Me: .......
Me: *pours milk down drain*
Me: *gets Pepsi*

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Me: dude, MyYearbook is starting to scare me >.>
Emily: Why?
Me: Well mostly all of my friends are guys who always try to talk to me about stupid crap like, "What color is your underwear"
Emily: Just stop talking to them
Me: they keep messaging me! And sometimes the same guys will shit on me over and over again.
Emily: LMFAO WHUT?!?! XD
Me: HIT!!!! I MENT HIT!!!!!
Emily: *dies laughing*
:Me: crap....

Maggie: Keri?
Me: what?
Maggie: I-I think im high dude
Me: wtf? what'd you sniff crack? XD
Maggie: no Kana dared me to sniff some pixie sticks...
Maggie: everything is like really colorful and smells good...

Sam: I saw a male dog humping a female cat yesterday ._."
Me: send me pictures of the babies

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DeviantART won't let me change my mood

Okay, I'm sure most of you had heard about the floods along the Mississippi River. Yeah my sister and I had to move again because we live almost beside the damn river. (btw We LIVED in Wood River.... Look it up in your History Book if you don't know the place...) This time though my friend Kevin-

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- came along with us this time. (I won't put it on here because it's a long story and I don't have his permission) But now we're all in Indiana. I won't give the city name though...


Fuckin' stalkers. >:I

Anyway, it took me a while to post this because I just recently got internet.

But yesterday Kevin and I checked out the city's mall. (It was pretty nice) While we were walking out of Hot Topic, this girl, out of no where, screams "OH MY GOD IT'S NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!"

Kevin and I just keep walking. (Jonas Brothers are cool but we're not obssesed fans...... At least I hope Kevin's not XD;;;; Sorry Kevin if your reading this!!!) But then all these girls crowd around Kevin fuckin screaming at him. I literally got pushed back like fifteen feet! There were like 10-13 girls around him and all of the are shoving papers at him and taking his picture and hugging him. (Even this one girl kissed him on the cheek XD lol)

I just started bustin out laughing. XD All these girls thought Kevin was Nick Jonas. Then Kevin yells, "What the fuck are you laughing about?! Help me dammit!!!! D:<" And I only laugh more. XDDD

After like ten mintues of explaining Kevin wasn't Nick all the girls leave with upset/mad/pissed off faces. XD I had to sit down on a bench because my stomache was cramping from laughing so hard. All these people were looking at us like O.o;;;

I finally stopped laughing when we got to the house. XD

....

....

I just got locked in my bedroom.
Yeah, locked IN my bedroom.

This house is retarded... the locks are on the outside part of the door...
One of the little boys who lives here locked me in...
Thank God the computer is in my room...












Anyways...




























How the hell do I get out? XD;;;
I've tried everything. Picking the lock, the credit card trick, (well.... I used my libary card XD)..... yelling for help. (I'm home alone right now) I:>

stfu XD

It's not funny... I:>

Okay it is pretty funny, but I'm freakin' stuck!

My sister and I have to move again. It sucks. This is like the third time I moved. I know what some of you are thinking, "It's not a big deal." Well, this is different. Only my true friends and know what I'm talking about.



And if you want a clue to as where I'm moving look at the first sentence.









What's missing?



















Yeah.